DRESS TO IMPRESS. While the vibe and venue are very chilled, wear whatever makes you feel good. Colour, sparkle, cleavage and bare ankles strongly encouraged.

Eww. Have you met a child? Only joking - we love all your little bastards; however, only children in our immediate family are attending. And these children are being promptly evicted at 7pm, so everyone can really let loose for the evening.

Having surveyed our guests, most parents seem very keen for a child-free weekend. So please drop them off at the nearest grandparent or orphanage and enjoy your night!

Babes-in-arms (under-1s) are welcome, please let us know so we can sort out highchairs and entertainment.

Unless you want to share a chair and split your meal, we can't accommodate any plus ones as the venue has a limited capacity.

If you're single and ready to mingle, we'll auction you off to the highest bidder between courses.

The ceremony starts at 12:15, so we recommend getting to Hackney Town Hall by noon. We know it's a bit early, but we were desperate to optimise "party time". You can sleep when you're dead.

We're hoping for sunshine, but we can't rely on British weather. Both venues are completely rain-safe!

Yes, we will be getting two BIG RED BUSES from Hackney Town Hall to the wedding reception.

Please pay attention to the groomsmen who will guide you safely onto the buses.

Your presence is the greatest gift of all 🎁

Gifts are not expected, so please don’t feel obliged , but if you have a burning desire to buy us a really sexy new bin our registry can be found here: https://prezola.com/buy/view/255329